Join: Nov 26, 2008
Name: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Gender: Male
Location: US
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Music: Anything that makes my soul shake its ass. All of our souls have asses and they come in all shapes and odors. Mine is the size of two Jeep Cherokee airbags and smells like a three-way mix between cinnamon, vinegar, and owl shit.
Hobbies: Milking Adult Pandas, Getting Adult Giraffes Drunk, Petting Adolescent Crocodiles, Teaching Baby Gorillas How To Walk, Juggling Up To Three Overweight Human Babies In The Air With One Chainsaw (three is my safe limit for now, I refuse to add more babies until I can get that last incident out of my mind), Casually but Seriously Pursuing A Degree In "Sexual Healing" Which I Am Starting To Realize Isn't A Widely Recognized Form of Medicine, Chasing Hurricanes, Volcano Diving, Gynaecology, Hurling Harmful Insults At Cancer, Camping Out In People's Backyards Pretending To Be Sasquatch or Their Ex-husband (depending on the situation)
If a grizzly bear mauls you continuously, despite yourself being passive, you may have to fight back. Try using any available weapon (e.g. a knife, rock, fist) and concentrate on hitting the bear's head, eyes and vagina. If that doesn't work, curl up in a ball and recite your favorite William Carlos Williams poem, they hate that!Videos (83)
Mad Disgusting Banned Beer Commercial, Yo
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Tags: Alcoholic Beverages Fermented Wapiti Urea Pissfaced Urine Sane Kiss My Ass Grandma Watersports Elk Polo Sweaty Muffinbasket North American Moosen Sega Genessee Rochester Deer Beer Sperm Bath Elknog Sexually Disturbed Mother Hogging El Bano Even Da Kids Need Two Drop Their Kidds Off Att Tha Pool Momma Rubbin Animal Semen Onha Flesh Family Inn Turmoil Severe Domestic Issues Eye Smell An Intervention Coming No Wait Thats Just Moose Jizz Wolfgang Bayer Proud Sponsor Chandelier Hijinx
If you're not thirsty as hell after seeing this then there's something seriously wrong with you.
My E*Trade Baby Adventure
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Tags: Etrade Baby Adventure People For The Ethical Treatment uv Infants PETI Edible Rape Whistles Alcohol Poisoning Human Restart Button Toddler Blue Screen Death Soft Spot Meating Famous Celebrities Fetus Actors Funny Ass Bald Mini Shove Crab Legs Up Ya Portable Wireless Vibrating Dildo Charging Station Referees Taking Over Da Fucking Game Tech Support Versus Elderly Women Lemme Get Dis Straight Its Okay Tooo Kiss Ah Trophy Butt Naught Too Fuckit Question Mark Shut Anus
Celebrities shit themselves every day just like you and me, I mean me.
My Job Interview Horror Story
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Tags: Aspiring Pimp Hunger Aint No Game Grandma Asked Why Asparagus Makes My Urine Taste Funny Awkward tgifridays Moment Everyone Staring Shes Senile Folks Everythings Under Control Finish Your Fuckin Chicken Fajita Skillet Bonanzas Nosey Cawksuckuz Ackin Like There Isnt Other Shit To Be Looking Att While Theres Bea Dead Moose Covered With License Plates Onn Every Wall Proctologist Says Eye Got Enough Hair Around Mi Anus Too End Tha European Wig Shortage Yeah Thanks For That Compliment Dipshit
African American child. Recounting the tale of my most recent job interview while standing next to the freeway where I come to meditate/contemplate a dangerously irresponsible suicide every week in a Batman mask.
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